Can Believable

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Welcome to the home of all things that are so awesome, they kick the shit out of awesome and send it crying home to mommy. A visual and aural treat, Can Believeable is like making love to Optimus Prime and Eddie Van Halen AT THE SAME TIME. Weak bladder? Control that shit, strap on a diaper and call your next of kin because after visiting this site, you'll never be the same. Don't thank us, we already know that we're awesome and are fully aware of the effect our existence has on the sweetness glands of humanity's bodies.

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Sat Jan 10

and so it begins……

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From: Bender B. Rodriguez
Date: Aug 23, 2008 11:53 AM
I lost my phone, FAIL.I knew I should have got wasted last night. I was DD, and yet, I’m the one who lost my fucking phone, and by lost, I mean, it fell out of my fucking pocket and some some soggy dick walked off with it. Adios 500 bucks. It has a password so they can’t use it, cock suckers. At least if I’d been drinking I’d have had a buzz and laughed it off, or gotten ridiculously mad and started ripping people’s arms off. If you could be sweethearts and message me your phone number, all will be right with the world, and I’ll be able to love again. Until then, I’m going to go slit some endagered animal’s throats.

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From: ॐɐıuǝsǝʎॐ
Date: Aug 23, 2008 2:54 PM

oh man.. that sucks :(

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