Can Believable

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Sat Jan 10
after i sent a picture of my whataburger milkshake to willie… here’s how the conversation went: willie: “what the fuck is that?”me: “my millkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”willie: “my milkshake brings me restraining orders.” i hadn’t laughed that hard in AGES… he had me at restraining order.

after i sent a picture of my whataburger milkshake to willie… here’s how the conversation went:

willie: “what the fuck is that?”
me: “my millkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”
willie: “my milkshake brings me restraining orders.”

i hadn’t laughed that hard in AGES… he had me at restraining order.