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Mon Feb 2

Back Story

I want one right now.. I want one every night before I go to sleep for the rest of my life. Here’s a mini one:

So… there was this really cute guy… who had a farm… and he wanted to grow some corn… so… he went outside…

and he plowed the land…. he plowed and plowed and plowed…. plowed the entire thing… plowed plowed and plowed.

then… he raked the field… he raked and raked and raked… the entire field… he raked and raked and raked.

then… he made the rows for the corn… he made the rows… up and down… up and down… all the way to the other side of the field.. making the rows.. up and down.. up and down….. through the entire field.

then… he went up and down the rows and planted the seeds… he planted and planted and planted… all of the seeds in all of the rows… up and down… up and down.. he planted and planted and planted… through the entire field.

then… he went up to the barn… walked allll the way up to the barn and he got on his tractor and rode down to the field… and he went over all of the rows with the seeds and flattened it all out… flattened.. flattened.. flattened.. from one side of the field to the other.. he flattened and flattened and flattened.

then… he went and put up the tractor all the way up to the barn.. so he drove it allllll the way up to the barn and got off his tractor and then walked allll the way back down to the field.

then… he got the waterhose… and he watered the entire field… he went all the way down each row.. and back up… all the way down.. and back up… down.. and up… and he watered the entire thing… from one side to the other.

then… he took a good look at his field.. and went back to his farmhouse to rest so that he could wake up the next morning and see his crops.

soooo…. overnight… the cows got out of their fenced area… and ran towards the field where he had planted his crops and they stomped allll over it.. they stomped and stomped and stomped and stomped.. allll over his field… the ruined all of his work.

the next morning.. the farmer wakes up and goes outside to see his crops and he sees that the cows are out and that his field of crops is completely ruined… he gets sad and yells at the cows… YARGGH!!!… and the cows go MOOOO!!!

soo… after he was done yelling and composed himself.. he thought.. alright. .i need to do something about those cows… so he gathered allll of the cows and he made them alll go back into their fenced area and he made sure to lock the gate… so then.. he went back to his field and decided to build a fence around the entire field.

so… he dug the trenches… allllll the way around the field…. all the way around.. alll the way around the field… and he put up the posts… all the way around the field.

then… he plowed the land.. he plowed and plowed and plowed…

then… he raked the land… he raked and raked and raked…

then… he made the rows for the seeds… up and down… up and down the entire field… he made the rows.. alll the way up and down.. up and down.

then… he planted the seeds… he planted and planted and planted… alll of the seeds.. up and down the rows.

then… he went to his barn and got on his tractor and went over the rows with the seeds… up and down all of the rows making sure that the seeds would stay put… so he went up and down alll of the rows… flattened and flattened and flattened.

then… he rode the tractor back up to the barn.. alll the way up to the barn… then he hopped off the tractor and went back down to the field and grabbed the waterhose.

then… he watered all of the rows… watered watered watered.. alll the way up and down the field… from one side to the other.

then… he went and made sure the cows were locked up and he locked the gate to the field where his planted his crops and went all the way back to the farmhouse and went to sleep after a long day of work.

then… overnight…. there was a wolf!

and the wolf tried to get into his crops to DESTROY them!…but he COULDN’T because the fence that the farmer put around his field was AWESOME and INDESTRUCTIBLE!.. so the wolf ran all the way around the fence… all the way around around and around and he couldn’t get in.. so then he ran and ran and ran away from the field.

so.. the sun came up… and in the early morning the farmer woke up and ran ran ran outside to the field to check on his crops and he saw that they were all grown and beautiful!.. he was sooo excited… so he ran and ran and ran all the way around the field yelling YIPPEE!!!… meanwhile.. there was a beautiful neighbor lady of his that heard him yelling and went over to see what the commotion was.. and he said he was happy because his crops grew and she was happy for him too and then they kissed and they fell in love and she moved in and they lived happily ever after… the end!… tan tan.